Easter is here, and everyone is excited about the long weekend and making Easter bunny jokes. It is a beautiful time to come together and make merry with your friends and loved ones. Sharing funny Easter quotes with those that you love is one way of bonding and celebrating life together.

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Easter is a Christian holiday, but that does not mean that one cannot share non-religious Easter quotes. All kinds of jokes are welcome as long as they are not disrespectful or insensitive. Short Easter quotes about bunnies are the best to share if you struggle with long sentences.

Funny Easter quotes

Easter is always a wonderful time to come together to spend time with loved ones (even if that means virtually), eat good food, and celebrate fresh beginnings. This special holiday is also a great day to snap and share funny jokes about Easter.

Funny Easter jokes from famous people

What do you post on Instagram for Easter? Old jokes from your favourite actors, musicians, authors and politicians are a great start. Comedians are known to be hilarious, and one can use their jokes to make people laugh. The jokes make funny Easter captions and are one way of paying homage to your idols.

• That first Easter must have been awkward because you know the apostles had already divided up Jesus' stuff. - William Ader
• My father was so cheap. Every Easter, we'd wear the same clothes, but he'd take us to a different church. - A. J. Jamal
• My favourite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those who don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides coloured eggs. - Adam Ferrara
• If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-colour eggs in your garden. - Alex Antunes
• My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you could get stuff cheaper. -Amy Sedaris
• Easter is so disappointing. You suffer through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. - Garrison Keillor
• Easter has been cancelled. They found the body. - Jim Butcher
• Lent was invented so Catholics could take another shot at their New Year’s resolutions. - Melanie White
• A true friend thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
• They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed. -Bob Uecker
• Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay, not that fun. -Carter Bays

• You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined – just as charming and just as fake. Daniel Wallace
• Happy Easter, everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead, and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. - Dennis Leary
• Christmas and Easter bring beautiful treasures, but spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures. - George Tibbles
• We have Christmas and Thanksgiving, and Easter, although we're not exactly sure we celebrate them on the good days. - Henry De Vere Stacpoole
• Easter is on a different day each year because sometimes it's difficult to remember which lie you told. - Jimmy Carr
• Easter is, of course, to celebrate Jesus returning from the dead. Fair enough, it is difficult to resist a packet of mini eggs. - Jimmy Carr
• I said a prayer that the Easter bunny gets all his work done. - Joseph C. Cavella
• Every day's a rebirth. Every day is Easter. Just remember to colour your eggs in happy colours, like yellow and baby blue. - Mark Ellinger

Funny Easter puns

Cracking puns is one way of sharing good times. Jokes lighten up the moment and get everyone to enjoy the conversations happening. It is fun to share funny Easter bunny quotes with family and friends that you love during Easter.

• Easter is the only time when you can put all your eggs in one basket and get away with it. Happy Easter!
• My chocolate bunny is bigger than your chocolate bunny. Enjoy your Easter Weekend.
• What is Easter Bunny's favourite kind of music? Hip-hop! Have a fabulous Easter Weekend.
• What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hops!
• I wonder how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colourful eggs. Happy Easter, folks!
• Easter is the time of year when all of the Halloween candy miraculously makes it into the Easter Basket. Have an excellent time, everyone.
• Happy Easter to all the candy lovers out there! We know this is your favourite time of the year.
• What’s Peter Cotton Tail Leaving for you on the bunny trail? Wishing you a Happy Easter with lots of treats!
• Why don’t Easter bunnies lay chocolate Easter eggs instead of plastic ones? Have a great time, everyone!
• Easter is the best time to look for chicks. They are everywhere! Happy Easter!
• Happy holidays. Easter brings happiness and exciting hunts for all children to enjoy.
• What goes up must come down. Let everyone enjoy all the candy they want this Easter. Happy Easter
• Christmas does come before Easter in one place, but where? The dictionary! Happy holidays friends and family.
• What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an I where the T is.
• How does Easter end? With an R! Happy Easter, good folk.
• Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs mark the spot!

• How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
• What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
• What kind of jewellery is the best Easter gift? A 14-karat gold necklace.
• What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
• What happens if you get married on Easter? You live happily ever after.
• Wishing you and your family a fun-filled Easter! You know where the eggs are laid.
• Who’s got the biggest chocolate Easter bunny this year? Happy Easter.
• Stand up and cheer, for Easter is here. Happy Easter!
• Easter is about sharing love, and maybe a little chocolate too. Happy Easter!
• Why did the Bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Happy Easter!
• Who else loves to bite the heads of their chocolate Easter bunnies? Wishing you all a Happy Easter!
• Tell the chocolate bunny I’ll pass. I have enough men in my life who are hollow and disappointing.
• If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them. It’s not chocolate!
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. Happy Easter.
• What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
• What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you. May you have a wonderful Easter.

Every holiday brings families together. It is a blessing to make memories no matter how hard things are. This Easter holiday, share a few funny Easter quotes, jokes and messages with people that matter the most to you.

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